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| Whoa. I haven't updated in here foreeevverrrr.
I'm watching "Shallow Hal"...man, I love that movie. I need to start rereading "The Plains Of Passage" again...I read Ms. Auel's series twice up until then. :/ Urgh. I hope it doesn't take her another 15+ years to come out with the next one, like her others (she started when she was in her 20s, she's not in her 60s). But, from what I hear, she's gotten all her research done and everything so it shouldn't be long.
I want summer to be over, kinda. I'm going to miss Pasco (new pup) when I'm at school all day, but I want to see all my chums again and go to classes. YES, SHOOT ME, I'M ALMOST A WEE BIT EXCITED FOR HOMEWORK.
I think I need more practice being a world-hating-gullible-selfish-uncaring-teenager in today's world. Because I'm not. But then again, I don't really WANT to be like that, because I like holding doors open for old people.
That made no sense. I'm just going to go scuttle back off to Livejournal, now. TOODLES.
P.S. In Canada, a law was set forth in the 1800s where french bread could only be eaten at designated intervals throughout the day. These intervals are called, "Ciao-time."
P.P.S. Clowns are the only types of people that cannibals won't eat. They taste funny.
HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK. YAY FOR MY WIT. | | |
| So you traded her for a better looking brand; one with fake porno tits, a pad lock on her lips disposable tan, biodegradable hands.
www.livejournal.com/~ohjesus
If you have an LJ, just comment on the public entry whatever...LJ people know what I'm talking about.
:( Sorry to Xangans. I don't get what my problem is, switching back and forth between journals like this. | | |
| smoked marijuana
been drunk
kissed a member of the same sex
crashed a friend's car
stolen a car
been to Japan
played mailbox baseball
ridden in a taxi
been in love
been dumped
shoplifted
been fired
been in a fist fight
snuck out of my parent's house
ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
ever dated someone of the same sex
been arrested
stole something from my job
celebrated new years in time square
gone on a blind date
had a crush on a teacher
celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
been to Europe
skipped school
slept with a co-worker
been married
gotten divorced
had children
had sex
seen someone die
been to Africa
had a crush on one of my Livejournal Xanga friends
slapped someone I loved
Been to Canada
Been to Mexico
Been on a plane
Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
Thrown up in a bar
Purposely set a part of myself on fire
Eaten Sushi
Been snowboarding
Met someone in person from the internet
Been moshing at a concert
walked a tightrope along train tracks
had real feelings for someone you knew only online
been pregnant or got someone pregnant
lost a child
gone/going to college
graduated college
taken painkillers
love someone or miss someone right now
laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
made out with a stranger
made a snow angel
had a tea party
flown a kite
been in an abusive relationship
built a sand castle
gone puddle jumping
played dress up
jumped into a pile of leaves
gone sledding
cheated while playing a game
been lonely
fallen asleep at work/school
climbed a volcano
used a fake id
gone ice skating
watched the sunset
felt an earthquake
touched a snake
slept beneath the stars
ridden on a camel
climbed a mountain
played Clue?
had a sleepover
been tickled
seen a UFO
told a lie
been robbed
been misunderstood
been fishing
snuck into a movie
consulted been a psychic
petted a reindeer
won a contest
been to a zoo
run a red light
been suspended from school
been in a car accident
had braces
felt like an outcast
eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
had deja vu
touched a starfish
danced in the moonlight
hated the way you look
jousted/sword fought/jedi light thingys
witnessed a crime
been spit on by a llama
pole danced
met anyone famous (Ozzy, Taylor Hanson, etc)
questioned your heart
been to the circus
laughed during a sad scene in a movie/tv show
played with an etch a sketch
eaten caviar
been obsessed with post-it notes
hated your computer
owned a pet
made a banana-split
squished barefoot through the mud
been lost
had a midnight picnic
been to the opposite side of the country
wanted to say something to someone but were too afraid to say it
swam in the ocean
felt like dying
cried yourself to sleep
laughed in the middle of church
stepped on a nail so that it went into your foot (nail gun staple.)
made homemade ice cream
actually enjoyed your classes
used a magic 8 ball
made a flower chain necklace or other type of jewelry
played cops and robbers
recently colored with crayons/colored pencils
seen a moose up close
sung karaoke
paid for a meal with only coins
done something you told yourself you would never do
played air guitar
tripped up the stairs
had a crush on a family member (...Long story.)
made a mud pie
made prank phone calls
seen a broadway show on broadway
laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
caught a snowflake on your tongue
danced in the rain
written a letter to Santa Claus
been kissed under a mistletoe
watched the sun rise with someone you care about
blown bubbles
made a bonfire on the beach
crashed a party
gone rollerskating
cut down a christmas tree | | |
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| You Belong in the UK |
Blimey! A little proper, a little saucy. You're so witty and charming... No one notices your curry breath |
| Your Brain is 80.00% Female, 20.00% Male |
| Your brain leans female You think with your heart, not your head Sweet and considerate, you are a giver But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you! |
| You are |
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Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover |
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is. |
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You Belong in 1968 |
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1968
If you scored...
1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!
1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.
1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!
1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.
1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!
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| SHELBY |
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Stylish |
| H |
is for |
Healthy |
| E |
is for |
Enlightened |
| L |
is for |
Logical |
| B |
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Bashful |
| Y |
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Yummy |
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| I don't care what it takes, this year I am GOING to get tickets for Gwen Stefani's 2005 tour. It doesn't make up for missing KISS/Aerosmith, sure, but I don't care. :) | | |
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